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Monday, May 17, 2010

Lions & Tigers & Bears & More, Oh My

Safe to go back in the water?
Guess who's coming to dinner?

Thar, we're screwed.
Washes windows while you wait, as long as you don't make any sudden moves.
Put her into reverse slowly...

Gave it just a little too much gas.
Hold, hold, hold, HOLD!
Look at me I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree.
Hello Lunch.
I guess this guy is a smoke jumper? Sorry, peoples pain usually makes me laugh, it's a fault/vice/weakness of mine.
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17 comments:

  1. Kimberly VanderhorstMay 17, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    Those are some seriously freaky pictures. LOVE.

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  2. Charles GramlichMay 17, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Gotta wonder if any of those are real. I'm guessing the car wreck maybe. And maybe the tiger with the log in his mouth.

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  3. nephite blood spartan heartMay 17, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    Kim-thanks

    Charles-I don't know for sure honestly but I was inclined to think they all could be.

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  4. LisaAnnMay 17, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    What is it about imminent peril that is so funny?

    Great post!

    I've got a contest! Come check it out.

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  5. AngieMay 17, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Cool, creepy awesome pictures. I would question the authenticity of one or two, but most of them look real.

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  6. KristaMay 17, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Cringe. Chuckle. The car wreck was baffling. Thanks for the mid-day laugh!

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  7. nephite blood spartan heartMay 17, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    Lisa-I'll do that.

    Angie-I didn't see any that I thought were absolutely impossible but I don't know enough about photo fakery.

    Krista-you're welcome.

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  8. MTeacressMay 17, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Wow. Where do you find these things? That poor guy with the flaming parachute...

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  9. Mary GrayMay 17, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Love the epic catch.

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  10. Elizabeth MuellerMay 17, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    Thanks alot, David, now I'm going to have nightmares. Grrr. Especially the bear jumping up the tree--I have these awful bears chasing me in my dreams as it is!!!

    but I enjoyed your post!!!
    :)

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  11. nephite blood spartan heartMay 17, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    Michelle-I find them all over-whatever makes me chuckle makes its way here to be shared.

    Mary-yep Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

    Elizabeth-we'll have to make sure there is a bear problem in Atlantis then just to keep you on your toes, giant short-faced Ice-age era bears that crunch and munch.

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  12. Kathi Oram PetersonMay 17, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Love the pics! Hey, I've given you a blog award. Come on over and pick it up. :0)

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  13. nephite blood spartan heartMay 17, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    Thanks Kathi.

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  14. Elizabeth MuellerMay 17, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Eep!! Talk about nightmares!!!! *Shuddering* White fur? Green eyes??? or red?

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  15. nephite blood spartan heartMay 17, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    Elizabeth, whatever keeps you awake at night the most will translate best for bringing that emotion of fear to the reader.

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  16. Elizabeth MuellerMay 17, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    True. I look forward to terrifying scenes... ;) Let me know when you'd like to dive into the story!!! :D

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  17. nephite blood spartan heartMay 18, 2010 at 1:06 AM

    Soon I promise.

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