These are mine and just thought I would post them here to clear the palette.
Who is Tyler Lautner? And why do people keep telling me I look just like him but with a better body?
Mink fur protesters in the local news have a sign that says GOD HATES FUR. IF thats true why did he give it to animals?
Free kindle e-book from Amazon for one of my favorite authors-Robert E. Howard-this is the Good Conan stuff http://bit.ly/7gH1R6-DOH its already expired.
Congrats @aquamarine76 You have to come and get your car for winning the #Nano white 93 Ford Tempo-needs 2 non-flat tires and new starter.
How is this really very different than head size phrenology the Nazi's did? http://www.profiler1.com/ Just asking.
I am offended that I can't find a place that serves a good penguin sandwich in this town.
I was the inspiration for Dan Brown's character Robert Langdon. Well except for his age, education, mullet etc etc...
I am to be honored by the Rhode Island Literary Society, because of my novels simplistic writing style and ease of understanding by the dim.
@NinevehDinha my book is historical action adventure-think Gladiator/Lord of the Rings-what I like to read-Editor had me add more romance 2.
My 4 year old just saw a pic of Chuck Norris and proclaimed that it was himself. Talk about self-image.
Favorite just discovered #writing mood music Shiva In Exile-Night Heat http://bit.ly/6q8Syk No I don't know what they're saying.
-124,500 words into #Nano and I don't see how I am ever gonna make it and I really want to win that car.
RT @kohlglass I'm small I know but wherever I go the grass grows greener still.> As opposed to where I go nothing grows.
Somewhat ashamed that the latest couple new songs I like are pseudo twlight/vampire inspired.
Just saw New Moon-I don't understand why it had a laugh track.
I am really looking forward to New Moon-what with the COREY's Feldman and Haim coming back to slay Edward-sweet!!!!
@NinevehDinha who would have thought decent food was in such demand in Draper-Can't anyone there cook?
Regarding the english expression "BLY ME" have you ever known anyone who was physically BLYED?
@IMAO_ Yeah because maybe "Amatuer Night at the Apollo is already taken"
Friday the 13th-Happy Templar Crucifiction Day
#amwriting and wondering IF my story is too cruel and hard on Custer-but doesn't everyone know sentient guns are evil?
I got after my 4 yr old son for calling a stranger stupid. We don't do that say you're sorry. "Dad, I'm sorry that guy is stupid."
The new Macy's add says they have been serving me for 150 years-jokes on them I'm only 36.
I am reminded of "Much Ado About Nothing" because @DaronFraley's last twit looked like he called me an ASS!
my son has so much pancake stuffed in his mouth-its all hanging out he looks like Cthulhu-speaking of which http://david-j-west.blogspot.com
Wondering why Mother-in-laws ringtone sounds like Velvetta Cheese theme. Not that I know what that sounds like I just imagine its the same
Wife complained about Victorias Secret Commercial said why are they emphasizing that? I was going to say 4 U but had to be honest its 4 Me
You've got me! Who's got you? . . . . my weak Margot Kidder impression
Idiots in Polls: Just saw on KSL 5% have had H1N1 95% have not-45% know someone who has had it-55% don't know someone who has had H1N1
I'm sure my kids think I am King George for how much I tax their candy without representation.
The Halloween episode of Charlie Brown inspired me to make sure and give at least one kid who comes to the door a rock.
Halloween for our house is just about over. The demons are appeased and the harvest is safe.
20 Years ago I was egging the school, fighting cowboys, stuffing potatoes up car exhaust pipes and evading the cops-Drama class was awesome
I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride, Sword and pistol by my side . . .
Is Jessie still bitter that Rick Springfield stole his girl?
I paid for Abbie Hoffman's "Steal this Book"
I don't always drink beer but when I do, its ROOT...stay thirsty my friends
This was probably too much but there is no point in steering now-yes this is how I waste my time on twitter.
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And how many days of work did you lose once you discovered Twitter?
None, the answer is none MORE days.
Catching up on my bloggy reading, and I see that my name was once again taken in vain here in Spartanville. That's funny. I am going to have to figure out what that tweet was. I missed the joke the first time, apparently.
I need to be writing. But it is more fun to read your blog. You better motivate me next week.
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