Monday, May 17, 2010

Lions & Tigers & Bears & More, Oh My

Safe to go back in the water?
Guess who's coming to dinner?

Thar, we're screwed.
Washes windows while you wait, as long as you don't make any sudden moves.
Put her into reverse slowly...

Gave it just a little too much gas.
Hold, hold, hold, HOLD!
Look at me I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree.
Hello Lunch.
I guess this guy is a smoke jumper? Sorry, peoples pain usually makes me laugh, it's a fault/vice/weakness of mine.

17 comments:

Kimberly said...

Those are some seriously freaky pictures. LOVE.

Charles Gramlich said...

Gotta wonder if any of those are real. I'm guessing the car wreck maybe. And maybe the tiger with the log in his mouth.

David J. West said...

Kim-thanks

Charles-I don't know for sure honestly but I was inclined to think they all could be.

Lisa said...

What is it about imminent peril that is so funny?

Great post!

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Angie said...

Cool, creepy awesome pictures. I would question the authenticity of one or two, but most of them look real.

Krista said...

Cringe. Chuckle. The car wreck was baffling. Thanks for the mid-day laugh!

David J. West said...

Lisa-I'll do that.

Angie-I didn't see any that I thought were absolutely impossible but I don't know enough about photo fakery.

Krista-you're welcome.

MT said...

Wow. Where do you find these things? That poor guy with the flaming parachute...

M. Gray said...

Love the epic catch.

elizabeth mueller said...

Thanks alot, David, now I'm going to have nightmares. Grrr. Especially the bear jumping up the tree--I have these awful bears chasing me in my dreams as it is!!!

but I enjoyed your post!!!
:)

David J. West said...

Michelle-I find them all over-whatever makes me chuckle makes its way here to be shared.

Mary-yep Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

Elizabeth-we'll have to make sure there is a bear problem in Atlantis then just to keep you on your toes, giant short-faced Ice-age era bears that crunch and munch.

Kathi Oram Peterson said...

Love the pics! Hey, I've given you a blog award. Come on over and pick it up. :0)

David J. West said...

Thanks Kathi.

elizabeth mueller said...

Eep!! Talk about nightmares!!!! *Shuddering* White fur? Green eyes??? or red?

David J. West said...

Elizabeth, whatever keeps you awake at night the most will translate best for bringing that emotion of fear to the reader.

elizabeth mueller said...

True. I look forward to terrifying scenes... ;) Let me know when you'd like to dive into the story!!! :D

David J. West said...

Soon I promise.