Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Shooting the Moon
Perhaps I live in too insulated a world surrounded by ancient history and fantasy books, because I only just heard today that NASA is planning on bombing the moon on October 9th.
Now while I have yet to write anything decidedly Pro-Moon and I am assuming that some of my readers have even perhaps imagined that I am anti-moon. Let me unequivocally state here and now for the record that I am 100% absolutely positively PRO-MOON.
Now some might look up my record and say well you're a lot of talk, have you ever been to the Moon? No, I have not been to the Moon.
Do you ever plan on going to the Moon? No, I do not.
Have you ever shown your support of the Moon previously by perhaps exposing yourself to the citizenry? No, I have not. But for what it is worth I have caroused with quite a number of Moon enthusiasts as well as having been exposed to a number of Moon enthusiasts. The friendliest of which were 3 co-ed's at spring break in St.George.
So while I may not have an exemplary Pro-Moon record I want it known that I do support the Moon and don't want it bombed to look for water. Should we bomb the Sahara desert to look for water? Of course not. What I want to know is the real
story on why we are bombing the Moon. Some might suggest such outlandish stories, like looking for water or fighting extra-terrestials but I am sure there is a much more reasonable answer. Nazi Moon Bases, yeah that's the ticket, Nazi Moon Bases with goose-stepping purple-haired Heidi Klum clones. I'm buying my war bonds NOW!