Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Nyarlathotep Essay


Whilst googling for information about the Lovecraftian phenomenon that is Nyarlathotep, I came across this below.
Obviously a spam hoping to cash in on whatever subject you want a essay on, it struck me funny.

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So I suppose among their sources, they must have access to an unabridged Necronomicon. I also like that while the paper will look at his advantages and disadvantages it will focus on Nyarlathotep's fallacies-because that's where a lot of people get tripped up.

I'm actually waiting at the moment to hear back on a very short Nyarlathotep story I wrote. If it gets rejected, I'll know its because I didn't do the coursework from Miskatonic University properly.

8 comments:

Paul R. McNamee said...

That's really funny!

Charles Gramlich said...

lol. that made my morning.

Krista said...

Cracks me up. Great find, David.

Th. said...

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Wow. Oh wow.

Angie said...

I don't even know what Nyarlathotep is, and I'm cracking up. There will be no punctual mistakes in the paper. How nice.

Wilum Pugmire said...

Very amusing, in a Nameless way! I'll have a complete book of short stories concerning Nyarlathotrp published (if ye stars are right) this year by Mythos Books.

David J. West said...

Thanks Paul, I was all excited to find a big essay on him and then realized it was just this...sigh.

You bet Charles.

You're welcome Krista.

Yeah, I would have thought SEO stuff for school would be kinda discrimanating on such odd words.

Angie-Nyarlathotep is a cruel outer god in the H.P. Lovecraft mythos. He will probably do terrible, terrible, terrible things to that school that propsed this.

Thankee Brother Pugmire, I look forward to reading your collection-very biug back catalog I need to catch up on.

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